Country
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Continent
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Description
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Flag
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Afghanistan
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Eurasia
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Everyone here wears long beards that suit them very well, but it must be tough when they're drinking milk.
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Andorra
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Eurasia
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A country right in the mountains between two other nations. Every direction is downhill from hill, making trips to other countries easy.
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Angola
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Africa
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This country has plenty of the hardest rocks on earth, otherwise known as diamonds.
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Albania
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Eurasia
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There's a two-headed bird on this nation's flag. Maybe you can meet it if you visit. It's a bit scary though.
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Algeria
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Africa
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Full of sand as far as the eye can see. People there must make splendid sandcastles.
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Antartica
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Oceania
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Apparently this place is so cold that you have to wear a jacket on top of your jacket.
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Antigua and Barbuda
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America
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Kind of a cool name. Calling yourself "Antiguan and Barbudan" makes sound really extraordinary.
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Argentina
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America
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A fairly big country full of nature. You can reportedly see penguins down south.
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Armenia
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Eurasia
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This looks like it might be a palindrome, but it isn't, so be careful.
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Australia
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Oceania
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This is apparently home to many strange creatures, including a giant hopping animal with a pouch.
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Austria
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Eurasia
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A country famous for its music. Kids with incredible singing voices live here.
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Azerbaijan
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Eurasia
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Not Azerbaiyan or Azerbaijohn or anything else. It's Azerbaijan.
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Bahamas
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America
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A resort area laid out like a bunch of lumps in the sea.
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Bahrain
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Eurasia
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A small island country in the Persian Gulf. There's a 24km bridge connecting it to Saudi Arabia.
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Bangladesh
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Eurasia
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A small country packed with people. It isn't quite full, though, so you can still get inside.
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Barbados
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America
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The name apparently means "the bearded ones." It must be full of middle-aged men.
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Belarus
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Eurasia
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We think this name is cool. It sounds like a nation that can fly through the air.
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Belgium
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Eurasia
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The setting for a story starring a huge dog and a sad little boy. We are getting a little sleepy.
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Belize
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America
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An historic country with very old ruins. It seems it went solo just recently.
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Benin
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Africa
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A country by the ocean, but with a lot of dessert, too. You can see it all here. We are quite jealous.
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Bhutan
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Eurasia
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Not too many people from other countries go here.
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Bolivia
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America
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They mine a lot of tin here. You can make a ton of robots with that.
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Bosnia and Herzegovina
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Eurasia
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The name is a bit of a tongue twister, but it hasn't become a huge problem yet.
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Botswana
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Africa
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The best place in the world for finding really expensive jewels. We'd be very happy if they let Us have one or two.
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Brazil
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America
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A country where the people dress up garishly, put on lots of feathers, and dance like crazy.
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Brunei
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Eurasia
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The king of this country is apparently incredibly rich. To be perfectly honest, We are pretty jealous.
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Bulgaria
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Eurasia
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This nation is famous for taking milk and making it sour. Does everyone live here by themselves or what?
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Burkina Faso
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Africa
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A nation with set dry and rainy seasons, making it easy to plan out your social schedule.
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Burundi
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Africa
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Those three stars on the flag are very cool.
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Cambodia
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Eurasia
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Home to the ancient Angkor Wat temple. You don't have to repeat yourself. It's not "Angkor What?"
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Cameroon
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Africa
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Not to be confused with macaroons, which are probably a lot tastier than Cameroons.
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Canada
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America
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Home to a gigantic waterfall. Martial artists must flock to it for their training.
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Cape Verde
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Africa
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A collection of islands in the Atlantic Ocean. Nobody lived there when it was discovered, apparently.
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Central African Republic
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Africa
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The exact measurements might be slightly off, but this is pretty much in the center of Africa.
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Chad
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Africa
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The name of this capital starts with "N" and an apostrophe. We're not quite sure how to pronounce that.
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Chile
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America
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A surprisingly thin country. South America must have really stretched it out.
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China
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Eurasia
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Apparently has more than 4,000 years of history. The pandas don't live that long, though.
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Colombia
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America
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They say that coffee from here is like none other, but it still tastes bitter.
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Comoros
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Africa
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They found a fish from ancient times still living in this place. We'd like to try searching for others.
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Congo
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Africa
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The flag's different from the Congo next door, so make sure you get them right.
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Costa Rica
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America
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This area is rich in the raw materials for chocolate. Cavities are a great concern.
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Cote d'Ivoire
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Africa
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Full of sand as far as the eye can see. People there must make splendid sandcastles.
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Croatia
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Eurasia
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A famous dog who has 101 brothers and sisters was born here.
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Cuba
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America
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A beautiful island known as the pearl of the Caribbean. There's lots of sugar and you can lick all you want!
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Cyprus
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Eurasia
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An island in the sea and the supposed birthplace of Venus. Cooked cheese is the local specialty.
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Czech Republic
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Eurasia
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A country where they sell eggs with pretty designs on them. They must hatch some nicely-patterned chickens.
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Democratic Republic of the Congo
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Africa
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A country where you can get all kinds of precious stones. You could even find them digging in your garden!
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Denmark
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Eurasia
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A man who wrote fantastic fairy-tales lived in this country. Maybe there used to be fairies here.
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Djibouti
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Africa
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A small country with bustling ports. It's pretty hot, so bring some swim trunks.
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Dominica
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America
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A country with a lovely parrot on the flag. Let's try to get this on Our own flag!
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Dominican Republic
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America
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This Dominica is apparently a republic. Shares an island with Haiti.
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East Timor
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Eurasia
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Achieved its independence just a little while back. The name means "land of the rising sun." Best of luck to it.
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Ecuador
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America
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A kingdom of bananas. We bet they pass out bananas to the children on field trips.
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Egypt
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Africa
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A nation full of really old buildings. The mythical pyramid power keeps everyone's chi flowing.
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El Salvador
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America
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You can't help but say this with a dramatic flair.
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England
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Eurasia
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A country full of proper gentlemen. The men's suit stores must run a bustling business.
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Equatorial Guinea
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Africa
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It's called that because it's right on the equator. If it were under the highway, it'd be Interstate Guinea.
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Eritrea
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Africa
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A country that's been around for less a decade. Slowly but surely, they're building up their history.
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Estonia
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Eurasia
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A member of the Baltic team. It's flag is blue, so it must be the cool one.
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Ethiopia
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Africa
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A nation famous for coffee and marathon runners Maybe the coffee makes you run really fast.
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Federated States of Micronesia
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Oceania
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Lots of islands are scattered all over the place here. It must be hard to visit all your relatives.
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Fiji
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Oceania
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A paradise surrounded by blue ocean. The color's very refreshing, but it still tastes salty.
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Finland
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Eurasia
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An old man who comes along every Christmas lives here. If you want toys, this is the place for you.
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France
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Eurasia
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The food here is great, but it's just cruel of them to bring it out in such tiny bits at a time.
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Gabon
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Africa
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A country with a very hearty-sounding name.
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Gambia
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Africa
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A long, thin country built by a river, so using a boat in it could be very convenient.
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Georgia
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Eurasia
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It has a Black Sea, but you can't write with the water. It's best to just use some ink instead.
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Germany
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Eurasia
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The people of this country apparently use a yellow, bubbly drink as fuel.
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Ghana
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Africa
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Ghana is all about cacao, the sweet, happy basis of chocolate. The country is full of it.
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Greece
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Eurasia
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A country with 12 different gods. It must be difficult to decide which one to pay homage to.
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Greenland
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Eurasia
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This place is full of ice, but the name Iceland was already taken.
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Grenada
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America
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A small island country in the Caribbean Filled with the smell of tons of harvested nutmeg.
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Guatemala
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America
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Home to the ruins of ancient cities. Gods were apparently worshiped inside.
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Guinea
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Africa
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Apparently you can get the raw materials for aluminum cans here. We guess they don't need it all themselves.
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Guinea-Bissau
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Africa
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Guinea is next door, and Bissau is the capital, so it's Guinea-Bissau. How easy to remember. We like it.
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Guyana
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America
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A country that still has unexplored jungle areas. The world's longest waterfall is also here. It's 1 km!
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Haiti
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America
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A country whose land is mostly taken up by mountains. Bicycling must be inconvenient.
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Holland
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Eurasia
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Tulips blossom brightly under spinning windmills here. The whole country seems like a fairy tale.
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Honduras
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America
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People call it a "banana republic" because of all the bananas grown there. Sounds delicious.
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Hungary
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Eurasia
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The people here must have been extremely hungry to name their country after it.
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Iceland
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Eurasia
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It's supposed to be a land of ice, but We can see some ground here, too Maybe it's brown ice.
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India
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Eurasia
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Home to a billion people. They all worship together, no matter when, no matter where.
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Indonesia
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Eurasia
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Home to Java. otherwise known as the last paradise. Time apparently slows down at the beaches here, too.
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Iran
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Eurasia
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They make really expensive rugs here. We'd hesitate to put them anywhere they might be stepped on.
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Iraq
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Eurasia
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Apparently they tried building a really tall tower here a long time ago.
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Ireland
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Eurasia
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Pass by here and you can hear soothing music that'll put you to sleep if you aren't carefull.
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Israel
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Eurasia
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Apparently there used to be a guy here who could split the sea in half.
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Italy
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Eurasia
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This nation is shaped like a giant boot, but the heel's pretty high, so watch you don't trip.
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Jamaica
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America
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A country where lively people with long hair and sunglasses walk around carrying portable stereos.
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Japan
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Eurasia
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Fujiyama! Geisha! Samurai! Ninja! Anime and videogames are all the rage here, too.
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Jordan
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Eurasia
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Home to a very salty lake. We don't know if they use the water for cooking or what.
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Kazakhstan
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Eurasia
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Home to a lot of people who wonder around on horses. They aren't lost or anything though.
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Kenya
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Africa
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Apparently the people here have such great eyes that they can spot animals from a kilometer away.
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Kiribati
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Oceania
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This is apparently home of Christmas Island. They must get presents there every day. We are jealous.
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Korea
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Eurasia
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A country filled with spicy food. You won't spout fire or anything, though, so it's safe to enjoy frequently.
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Kuwait
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Eurasia
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A small but super rich nation, thanks to a precious liquid. We feel a little admiration and jealousy.
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Kyrgyzstan
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Eurasia
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This country suffers from a terrible vowel shortage.
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Laos
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Eurasia
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You can get an elephant handler's license here. We really want one, but it would be hard to keep in Our palace.
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Latvia
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Eurasia
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A member of the Baltic team. It's right in the middle and its flag is red, so it must be a spiritual leader.
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Lebanon
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Eurasia
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The capital is Beirut, but they don't grow roots there.
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Lesotho
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Africa
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You can go horseback riding. The horses must be getting tired of walking around.
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Libera
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Africa
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The birthplace of a really incredible soccer player. Everyone must be kicking balls around.
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Libya
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Africa
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This nation's flag is pure green. The country itself is probably not quite as green.
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Liechtenstein
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Eurasia
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A cute little nation... not that people who live here are little.
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Lithuania
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Eurasia
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A member of the Baltic team. There's some yellow in the flag, so maybe it's a curry-loving, happy-go-lucky guy.
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Luxembourg
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Eurasia
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The name apparently means "small castle and fortress". but the castle's actually really big, so don't joke about it.
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Macedonia
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Eurasia
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This used to be in Yugoslavia. The people here won't be too angry if you can't find them on a map.
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Madagascar
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Africa
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They have something called baobab trees here. A three-month-old must have come up with that name.
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Marshall Islands
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Oceania
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This group of pretty islands is often linked to a pearl necklace. It's a little too big to wear.
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Malaysia
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Eurasia
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There are apparently no last names in Malasia. You probably run into a lot of people with your name.
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Malawi
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Africa
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A splendid country that's home to a really large lake, but doesn't keep it all to themselves.
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Maldives
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Eurasia
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A country of lots of small islands south of India. We would like to live someplace like this after We retire.
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Mali
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Africa
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It looks like there's a piece missing or something, but that's all of it. We promise.
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Malta
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Eurasia
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It looks like a stone being kicked by a boot, but it's not actually being kicked by anything.
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Mauritania
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Africa
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Apparently you can eat camel here. If you're wondering what's inside those humps, this may be the place to find out.
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Mauritius
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Africa
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Apparently this nation used to be full of flightless birds. They must have finally flown off.
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Mexico
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America
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A country where men with ponchos and beards play musical instruments all day long.
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Moldova
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Eurasia
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Despite the name, We found the bathrooms to be completely free of mold.
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Monaco
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Eurasia
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Really fast cars occasionally race down the roads here, so be careful when crossing the street.
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Mongolia
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Eurasia
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Apparently they have sumo wrestling in Mongolia. It's a little different from the Japanese variety.
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Morocco
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Africa
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They sell beautiful rugs here. There are desserts too. It's all very exotic.
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Mozambique
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Africa
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The flag of this country has a gun, a hoe, and a book. It must have gone through hard times.
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Myanmar
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Eurasia
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We aren't sure of the details, but there's apparently a good harp here.
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Namibia
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Africa
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Apparently has a really huge valley. Don't get rowdy near it, or you might crack the earth along the seam.
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Nauru
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Oceania
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The second-smallest country on Earth. It's apparently plastered with albatross droppings.
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Nepal
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Eurasia
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Lots of really tall mountains soar into the air here. Falling off a peak could be kind of fun, if painful.
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New Zealand
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Oceania
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Sheep apparently outnumber people here. It's only a matter of time before there's a change of government.
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Nicaragua
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America
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This sounds kind of like the name of some kind of reptile.
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Niger
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Africa
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A place full of sand. We buried some treasure here, but We forgot where We hid it after a while.
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Nigeria
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Africa
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The most populous nation in Africa. Apparently pretty good at soccer.
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North Korea
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Eurasia
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A shy nation not into interacting with other countries.
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Norway
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Eurasia
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Walking along the coastline took Us a lot of time. We really should have taken a normal road.
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Oman
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Eurasia
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The capital of this country is Muscat, so the place must be packed with grapes.
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Pakistan
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Eurasia
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There's a city called Harappa. But there aren't any rapping dogs.
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Palau
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Oceania
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If you're from Japan, you can just speak Japanese here. Sugoi!
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Panama
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America
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This country is so thin, they figured you could go right through it. It turns out you could.
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Papua New Guinea
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Oceania
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There are apparently 800 languages used in this country. You can forget about making a dictionary.
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Paraguay
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America
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It doesn't boarder the ocean, so there probably aren't any surfers here.
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Peru
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America
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A country with really big birds. They fly away if you approach them, so you must view them from the sky.
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Philippines
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Eurasia
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A country composed of over 7,000 islands. It must be hard to find names for them all
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Poland
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Eurasia
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A person here discovered that the Earth moves. He must have been extremely sensitive.
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Portugal
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Eurasia
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We have been here many times. The castella is especially nice.
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Qatar
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Eurasia
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Apparently some sort of disaster happened at Doha, the capital of this country, a long time ago. We aren't up on the details.
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Romania
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Eurasia
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There used to be a scary bloodsucking guy here. Don't worry, though. He seems to be gone now.
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Rwanda
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Africa
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A nation populated with huge gorillas. If you pay close attention, you might hear them beating their chests.
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Russia
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Eurasia
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The people here like a drink that warms your throat when you drink it. We much prefer Tobasco sauce.
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Saint Kitts and Nevis
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America
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A country made from two islands of Saint Kitts and Nevis. That's easy enough.
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Saint Lucia
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America
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Adding "Saint" to your name seems to be quite fashionable around here.
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Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
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America
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This may be none of Our business, but this name is way too long. We recommend shortening it to St. Vinadine.
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Samoa
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Oceania
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This country apparently has no addresses. We wonder how the postman copes.
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San Marino
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Eurasia
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We thought there was a hole in the boot. It was actually this nation.
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São Tomé and Príncipe
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Africa
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A small country made of small islands. There isn't a prince named São Tomé here or anything.
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Saudi Arabia
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Eurasia
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The country with the largest reserves of a liquid everyone wants.
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Senegal
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Africa
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A race run with cars in the desert finishes here.
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Serbia and Montenegro
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Eurasia
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Apparently the name comes from the famous soccer-playing pixies, Serbia and Montenegro. Just kidding.
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Seychelles
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Africa
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115 islands make up this country. Perhaps they'd be happier if We rolled them up in a single katamari.
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Sierra Leone
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Africa
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A country whose cool name means "Lion Mountain." If someone named Sierra owned it, it'd be Sierra Sierra.
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Singapore
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Eurasia
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We would hate it if nothing but merlions lived here.
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Slovakia
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Eurasia
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They make beautiful glass cups and things here. They make lots, but breaking them is still bad.
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Slovenia
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Eurasia
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Its best feature is the mountains drawn on its flag. They aren't that cute, but they're very cool.
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Solomon Islands
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Oceania
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People here build houses on top of trees. If you roll over in your sleep, you might fall out. How terrible.
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Somalia
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Africa
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A sharp, jagged country in the far corner of Africa. It won't puncture anything, though, so don't worry.
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South Africa
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Africa
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A nation on the Southern tip of Africa, hence the name. How kind of them to name it that way.
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Spain
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Eurasia
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Bulls run wild through towns here. They must be exacting revenge for their friends in the bullring.
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Sri Lanka
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Eurasia
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The capital is Sri Jayewardenepura Kotte. That's a bit long.
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Sudan
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Africa
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The biggest place around this area. Pretty hot, so probably not best for people who like snow.
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Suriname
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America
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We sort of remembered the name of this country, but the location was a total mystery.
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Swaziland
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Africa
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The king of this country apparently gets to marry someone every year. The place must be full of princes.
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Sweden
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Eurasia
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Sometimes the sun doesn't set at night here. Someone must have made it angry.
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Switzerland
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Eurasia
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Saving money in a bank here is proof that you're rich.
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Syria
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Eurasia
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Home to a very old clay tablet. It has characters on it, but of course we can't read them.
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Tadzhikistan
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Eurasia
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This country was not actually found by two guys named Tad and Stan.
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Taipei
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Eurasia
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Shops that look like festival stand can be seen here everyday. These guys must love festivals.
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Tanzania
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Africa
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Earthlings were apparently born around here, but nobody seems to remember it.
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Thailand
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Eurasia
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A country famous for rice, ruins, and kick boxers. It used to be called Siam.
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Togo
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Africa
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Long and thin, making it easy to point out landmarks by saying, "at the top," or, "in the middle."
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Tonga
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Oceania
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This place is apparently home to a large king. We are sure he's no cosmos-level king, however.
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Trinidad and Tobago
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America
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The name Tobago apparently comes from the tobacco smoked by the natives.
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Tunisia
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Africa
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People here used to wage war riding elephants. We think lions would be stronger.
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Turkey
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Eurasia
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A country with lots of earthquakes. Who knew a punch of plates could cause so much trouble?
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Turkmenistan
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Eurasia
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The Caspian Sea next to this country has a tasty sounding name, but drinking it would upset the residents, so don't do it.
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Tuvalu
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Oceania
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Even the highest point in this country is only about five meters. You won't find any mountaineers here.
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Uganda
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Africa
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There's a bird on the flag, but its inhabitants are human. It's not a country of birds or anything.
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Ukraine
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Eurasia
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A place full of black soil and black seas and things, but it's not trying to look cool.
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United Arab Emirates
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Eurasia
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A country that holds races to decide the fastest horse in the world. The prize money's world-class too.
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United States of America
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America
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Apparently there are dreams here not available anywhere else.
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Uruguay
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America
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The nation's flag look like Argentina's, but the sun's face on this one is more realistic.
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Uzbekistan
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Eurasia
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There used to be a silk road going through here. It must have disappeared once they realized what a waste it was, having people tramping over all the silk.
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Vanuatu
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Oceania
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The birthplace of bungee jumping. There is also an underwater post office. It's a strange place.
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Vatican
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Eurasia
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The holy place. We shall roll it with great respect then.
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Venezuela
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America
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A country overflowing with oil. The people there must be slipping and sliding on the ground all the time.
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Vietnam
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Eurasia
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People walk hand-in-hand together in Vietnam... even the men.
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Yemen
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Eurasia
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This country has a strong and mysterious Arabian flair.
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Zambia
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Africa
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A nation that's home to a really big waterfall. That must really excite the fish in the river.
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Zimbabwe
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Africa
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A nation that's home to a giant ruin made of stones. Making things with stones is tough.
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