FACTS
- TheRandomPie's mother was smoking crack and chugging beer while she was pregnant with him.
- Fuck you, Baltimore!
- FNAF is overrated
- As is Frozen
- In fact, Frozen sucks ass.
- And smash 4.
- Who the fuck owns a Wii U anyway? I don't know a single person who does.
- The PS Vita is horribly underrated!
- Why are you still here? Do you even have a life?